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I was going through some files today and found a really huge collection of "deep" thoughts in almost forgotten directory at the far end of my computer's brain. You see, I am collecting all kind of clever and witty thoughts/sayings/ quotes.

When I was younger and haven't used a computer yet I used to write them in a notebook and always knew where to find them. Now when I am grown up (!?) and have to deal with all modern technology inventions... well, I don't really know where I have all the stuff. Maybe it has something to do with me getting older and slowly loosing my memory... though I prefer to think I am just not organised enough.

Anyway, here are some of those I was able to locate today:

1. Nobody's perfect and since I'm nobody...


2. I'm not myself today. Maybe I'm you.


3. On the other hand... you have different fingers.


4. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.


5. He who laughs last thinks slowest!


6. You’re never too old to learn something stupid.


7. Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?


8. Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. Jim Davis (Garfield the Cat)


9. All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.


10. 90% of all statistics are made up.


11. My parents made me what I am today. I’m thinking of suing.


12. You can’t have everything...where would you put it?


13. Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.


14. In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.


15. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have film.


16. A chicken is an egg’s way of producing more eggs.


17. e-i-e-i-o is actually a gross misspelling of the word ”farm”.


18. I think therefore I am... I think .


19. Deja moo = ”I swear that’s the exact same cow we passed about six miles ago.”


20. I am in shape. Round is a shape.


21. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.


22. I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add.


23. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.


24. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.


25. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

Oh, yeah... more will follow - if you like it or not, because I like them :)!