Thursday, September 08, 2005

Mondergreens - Misheard Lyrics

I was listening to "The Essential Bob Dylan" earlier today. When I heard "Blowin' in the wind" it kept coming to my mind the wrong line with "the ants are my friends" instead of "the answer my friend". I always knew how the lyrics goes, so this is not my own interpretation (though I could think of few probably) of it. I just read about how many people misheard it that way.

I found quite few mondergreens on the Internet later and I think they are hilarious. It was kind of stupid - I sat in front of the computer and laughing my ass off. Luckily I was home alone... just Lin (our black panther) was staring at me with that "This human is a lunatic!!" look on his face. I suspect he's kind of avoiding me since then. I guess I will have to give him some cheese balls to become "Kind Human" in his eyes again.

Bob Dylan - Blowin' in the Wind
Wrong lyrics: The ants are my friend, they're blowin' in the wind
Right lyrics: The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind

Creedence Clearwater Revival - Bad Moon Rising
Wrong lyrics: There's a bathroom on the right
Right lyrics: There's a bad moon on the rise

The Rolling Stones - Paint It Black
Wrong lyrics: I see a Renoir and I want to paint it black
Right lyrics: I see a red door and I want to paint it black

Elton John - Bennie and the Jets
Wrong lyrics: She's got electric boobs, her mom has two
Right lyrics: She's got electric boots and mohair shoes

Europe – The Final Countdown
Wrong lyrics: There's a fire downtown
Right lyrics: It's the final countdown

The Beatles - She's Got A Ticket To Ride
Wrong lyrics: She's got a chicken to hide
Right lyrics: She's got a ticket to ride

Abba - Chiquitita
Wrong lyrics: Kick her teeth out, tell me what's wrong...
Right lyrics: Chiquitita, tell me what's wrong...

Jimmy Cliff - I Can See Clearly Now
Wrong lyrics: I can see Claire now Lorraine has gone
Right lyrics: I can see clearly now the rain is gone

In še ena, ki je zrasla na zeljniku moje hčerke. Takrat je bila stara kakšnih 5 let in je nadvse rada prepevala. Romana Kranjčan v pesmici "Gosenica" poje:

Primigala je k meni, v lonček sem jo dal,
nikar mi ne pobegni, zažugal sem, dejal.

Nina je to pela v svoji izvedbi:

Primigala je k meni, v lonček sem jo dal,
nikar mi ne pobegni, za žogo sem jo dal.


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