Sunday, November 27, 2005

Quotes (3)

Time for some more quotes! :)

51. I go to bed early. My favorite dream starts at nine.
52. There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.
53. I love defenceless animals, especially in a good gravy.
54. 5 out of 4 people don’t understand fractions.
55. Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire.
56. Statisticians know that if you put a man’s head in a sauna and his feet in
a deep freeze, he will feel pretty good-on the average.
57. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
58. I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I
hate plants. A. Whitney Brown
59. TV is chewing gum for the eyes. Frank Lloyd Wright.
60. A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
61. People who think they're perfect are very annoying to those of us who really are.
62. If it’s 0 degrees today, and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, ...how cold
will it be?63. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
64. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
65. If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he’ll believe you.
But if you tell him a parkbench has just been painted, he has to touch it to be sure.
66. If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?
67. If things get better with age, I’m approaching magnificent!
68. If you can’t convince them, confuse them. Harry S Truman
69. It is not the fall that kills you. it’s the sudden stop at the end.
70. I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
71. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
72. Don’t you think it’s a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do ”practice”?
73. Don’t follow in my footsteps, because I run into a lot of walls.
74. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
75. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing
all those who opposed them.

1 comment:

Kenny said...

and why do americans drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?